Wednesday, December 11, 2013

FoodFight (2012)


Oh what can you say about a film that was not intended for your age group. From my point of view it has to be one of the worst Animation film I have ever seen so far behind Cars 2 Now that's saying something. So what could this Movie have that is so awful? The Animation of course.
The animation looks like it was done by some low quality studi...oh wait. Whats that Sparky *wahahahah* they spent $65 Million on the movie and they only made $75,000 wow that's amazing. *sarcasm* OK now really lets get this movie reviewed The premises is that Super Market Land and yes that is the real name of the store, comes alive at night, now where have we seen that before 
OH that's right the other fantastic ground breaking 3D CGI film. Now I am in no way trying to comparing this abomination to Toy Story. Anyway Super Market Land is under attack by the EVIL corporation BRAND X owned by Mr Clipboard...... yes Brand X.... $65 MILLION PEOPLE! Oh and you will *Love* the billion.

Ya that's how he walks does that tell you who we are dealing with.  Ok so we do the Normal action things, oh I forgot to mention EVERY SIDE CHARACTERS ARE REAL LIFE BRAND. Not just food.
FREAKING MR CLEAN! Oh movie how I'm starting to hate you. Not sure how much longer I can go but yes They go to war with the so called Dark Ones and yes they really call them that and of course Stop Brand X once and for all. 


VERDICT:
I can understand the...you know what I don't understand why they Spent $65 Million on this film. I mean they could have spent it on the animation. It was rumored that the film was set to release in 2005 and was in production since 2001 but really 2001 Animation was better then this. The product placement is...annoying. There is not a moment where there are no product placements in this film. I guess this film was intended for a much...much younger crowd like ages 1-3 (being generous) but It really is inappropriate for children. Its a film that is good to put on to keep the little ones at bay. 

Summary: 
If you like bad animation, hammy acting, and product placements then go ahead rot your brain out.
But I recommend skipping this movie.


Scores: 
Animation 0/10
Acting 3/10
Story 2/10 
Music Selection 1/10

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